Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had
never been married.

She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she
prepared
tea.


As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister

noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with
water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water
and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He
could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would
tell me
about this?" pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through
the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it
would prevent the spread of disease.

Do you know I haven’t had the
flu all winter

Wish they had a "gag" emoticon!!!!!!!!

Now there's a really good CLEAN joke!!! Thanks for sharing!