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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 88
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 06/15/08 10:59 PM
I stopped by my folks. Mom hands me a rather large box with a new weed whacker in it. I open it and assemble it listening to "Why don't they come fully assembled?" the whole time I'm assembling it. WEll.......why dont they come fully assembled??? after 5 "Why don't they come fully assembleds" I handed my mother the assembly instructions and said "I don't know but there's an 800 number on there- call them and ask them?" end of that question. So you didnt put it together??? Lol this is what you get for living so close to your parents!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 06/15/08 11:02 PM
So.....not a good weekend????

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 06/15/08 11:05 PM
So diary I hook up my bike trailer (just in case) and go to shanes house saturday morning. First thing I notice is he's really hungover because he drank and never does normally. The next thing I notice is 400 pounds of snickers and milky way candy bars in his living room with assorted other candy. I'm like wtf? He says a freind works there and to help myself. Not a glutton and appealing to my diet I eat a snickers and a milky way to appease my four food groups- chocolate, caramel, peanuts, and nugat.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 06/15/08 11:07 PM
had a bad day again she said i would not understand she left a note and said i'm sorry i, i had a bad day again she spilled her coffee broke a shoelace smeared the lipstick on her face slammed the door and said i'm sorry i, i had a bad day again and she swears there's nothing wrong i hear her playing that same old song she puts me up and puts me on and had a bad day again she said i would not understand she left a note and said i'm sorry i i had a bad day again and she swears theres nothing wrong i hear her playing that same old song she puts me up, and puts me on woah and i've had a bad day again she said i would not understand she left a note and said i'm sorry i i had a bad day again she left a note and said i'm sorry i had a bad day uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh,uh huh, uh huh alright oooo alright

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 06/15/08 11:08 PM
So diary I hook up my bike trailer (just in case) and go to shanes house saturday morning. First thing I notice is he's really hungover because he drank and never does normally. The next thing I notice is 400 pounds of snickers and milky way candy bars in his living room with assorted other candy. I'm like wtf? He says a freind works there and to help myself. Not a glutton and appealing to my diet I eat a snickers and a milky way to appease my four food groups- chocolate, caramel, peanuts, and nugat. what the ?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 06/15/08 11:09 PM
Then after eating my four food groups I fixed shanes harley. Seems the guy who owned it before him had a gerber heated suit and the wiring shorted out his battery. I charged his battery, put new plugs in, tuned it up, got rid of the menacing wires and all was good.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 06/15/08 11:12 PM
And now you get all the chocolate bars!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sun 06/15/08 11:12 PM
you basatrd you killed purple ! lmao Kenny.....Kelly........same thing??? omg Im a bastard!!! PurpleKelly killed PurpleKenny cause she fell asleep watchin a movie with her neck all stupid under too many pillows curled up with her baby kitten ..... an I was on the phone...

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 06/15/08 11:12 PM
I stopped by my folks. Mom hands me a rather large box with a new weed whacker in it. I open it and assemble it listening to "Why don't they come fully assembled?" the whole time I'm assembling it. WEll.......why dont they come fully assembled??? after 5 "Why don't they come fully assembleds" I handed my mother the assembly instructions and said "I don't know but there's an 800 number on there- call them and ask them?" end of that question. So you didnt put it together??? Lol this is what you get for living so close to your parents!!! you didn't read the WHILE I WAS ASSEMBLING IT part? Pay attention now. Ha ha ha!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 06/15/08 11:13 PM
you basatrd you killed purple ! lmao Kenny.....Kelly........same thing??? omg Im a bastard!!! PurpleKelly killed PurpleKenny cause she fell asleep watchin a movie with her neck all stupid under too many pillows curled up with her baby kitten ..... an I was on the phone... THANK GOD IM NOT A BASTARD!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 06/15/08 11:14 PM
I stopped by my folks. Mom hands me a rather large box with a new weed whacker in it. I open it and assemble it listening to "Why don't they come fully assembled?" the whole time I'm assembling it. WEll.......why dont they come fully assembled??? after 5 "Why don't they come fully assembleds" I handed my mother the assembly instructions and said "I don't know but there's an 800 number on there- call them and ask them?" end of that question. So you didnt put it together??? Lol this is what you get for living so close to your parents!!! you didn't read the WHILE I WAS ASSEMBLING IT part? Pay attention now. Ha ha ha! Yes I read it but you could have stopped and thrown the weed wacker at her in the middle and bolts and nuts flying around........I dunno!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 06/15/08 11:17 PM
Dear diary.......I think my neighbours are jerry springer candidates!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 06/15/08 11:18 PM
Then comes the fun part. Shane and I go to walmart to get all the supplies for the big party at the end of the month. I just got my monster truck all detailed up, clean, and nice looking. I'm hooked up to my bike trailer. I park way out at the end of the parking lot so noone f*cks with it. And guess what happened?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 06/15/08 11:19 PM
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa omg...........this is my new soulmate!!! He came up on my mutt match!!! http://www.justsayhi.com/user/view/247090

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 06/15/08 11:20 PM
Then comes the fun part. Shane and I go to walmart to get all the supplies for the big party at the end of the month. I just got my monster truck all detailed up, clean, and nice looking. I'm hooked up to my bike trailer. I park way out at the end of the parking lot so noone f*cks with it. And guess what happened? Someone backed into it@@@!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 06/15/08 11:20 PM
Yes! You guessed right! The scourge of the earth. The scum I hate the most in this life damaged my truck. A f*cking welfare whore.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sun 06/15/08 11:21 PM
ITS A MATCH !!!!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 06/15/08 11:23 PM
Yes! You guessed right! The scourge of the earth. The scum I hate the most in this life damaged my truck. A f*cking welfare whore. Ohhhhhhhhhh really??? How did you know she was on welfare??? did she have that welfarish look?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 06/15/08 11:23 PM
ITS A MATCH !!!!!!! I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! And he can do yogo sideways!!! <-------gonna pee her pants right now!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sun 06/15/08 11:24 PM
an he lives so close!!