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The Suggestor - 'Don't you think that dress is a little too short for
church? Don't you think you're a little too old for that style?' Also known as: Wet Blanket, Killjoy, Run screaming before he sucks you into the black hole Advantages: Is always paying attention to you Disadvantages: Is always paying attention to you Mr. Couch Potato - 'Honey, could you hand me the remote?' Also known as: The Lump, What's That on Your Couch Advantages: Will never leave you Disadvantages: Will never leave your house Drugboy - 'Hey, let's get stoned and go see The Wall.' Also known as: Pothead, Junkie, Drunkard Advantages: Will never hesitate to let you know how much he needs you Disadvantages: He needs you to help him keep up his drug supply Mr. Moneybags - 'Let's take a weekend junket to Zanzibar! No, honey, I'll pay for everything!' Also known as: Cash Man, A Fool and His Money, Boy with the Bucks, Mr. Hidden Agenda Advantages: Will spend a lot of money on you Disadvantages: Will expect to rule your every move and entire life from the first penny he spends forward Dopey - 'Hi! I know it's three in the morning, but you told me if I was ever in the neighborhood, I should stop by!' Also known as: Dunce, Clueless, I Can't Believe He Just Doesn't Get It Advantages: Has a charming naivete about him Disadvantages: Eventually you realize that will never go away Lounge Lizard - 'Hey, babe, let's go to my place. I want to lick the sweat from your navel.' Also known as: John Revolting, Hey Baby, Don't You Know the Seventies are Over Advantages: I'm thinking Disadvantages: Will leave slime on every surface he touches The Complainer - 'I hate my job. I hate my car. I hate my roommates. I hate my life.' Also known as: Mr. Depressing; Whine, Whine, Whine; Just Shut Up Before I Strangle You dvantages: Talks to you Disadvantages: Talks to you all the time Mr. Nice Guy - 'The ballet? Whatever you want, honey.' Also known as: The Good Sport, Sweetheart, Spineless Advantages: Will do whatever you want Disadvantages: Will never make any suggestions Prince Charming - 'Dearest, I love you just the wonderful way you are. I must take you into my arms and ravish you now.' Also known as: Mr. Right, The Man, I've Been Looking For You Advantages: All Disadvantages: May not exist |
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