George Carlin's
Solution to Save Gasoline :

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> The best way
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> That would be
> 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas wouldcome down.....
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> Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....
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> When they
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> immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle
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> Tell him if he
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> Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....
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> After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended
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> He will also be
> registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot......
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> This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and
> the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves......
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> If they refuse to
> serve, ship them to Iraq anyway without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....
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> Problem
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rock on

love it

Perfect

at least one George has the right idea! Carlin for president!

He already had my vote from back in the day.......

that's stupid - the gas prices are NOT determined by how many people use. We all pay the same price. No one is paying any less or any more than the other.

Igornance....

It's a joke....you know hahaha fun....not to be taken personally

i love the idea!

I has my vote!!!!

Love George Carlin and agree with this