A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
So he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen!"

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed t heir lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 01P.M.
And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum, dust,
And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out snacks and got the kids to do their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,

Breaded the chops and snapped the fresh beans for supper.

After supper he cleaned the kitchen,
Washed the dishes, packed away leftovers and wiped the table,
Folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 p.m. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished,

He went to bed where he was expected to make love without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
"Lord, I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!"

The Lord, replied: "Since you have learned your lesson I will be happy to change things back. You'll just have to wait 9 months. You got pregnant last night."

THE PERFECT VENGANCE

Bet he won't do THAT again!!!!! Very funny!