> The fire fighter was working on the engine outside the fire
> station when he notices a little girl next door in a little
> red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a
> garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
>
> The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon
> is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter
> walked over to take a closer look.
>
> 'That sure is a nice fire truck' he said with
> admiration.
>
> 'Thanks' the little girl said. The fire fighter
> looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the
> wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's
> testicles.
>
> 'Little Partner', the fire fighter says, 'I
> don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you
> were to tie that rope around the cat's collar instead
> of its testicles, I think it could run faster.'
>
> The little girl replies thoughtfully,
>
> 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't
> have a siren.

out of the mouths of babes...

MORNIN' DUDE!!!!!

good morning