**'Hello?'**

**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**

**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**


**After a brief pause,**


**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**



**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,** **Right now.'**






Brief Pause.


**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**

**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**

**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**




**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**




**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**




**'I did it, Daddy.'**



**'And what happened, honey?' **


'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**




**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**

**And now she isn't moving at all!'**




**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**





**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**





**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**

**And into the swimming pool.**

**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**

**Last week to clean it.**






**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**


*****Long Pause*****







*****Longer Pause*****







*****Even Longer Pause*****






**Then Daddy says,**






**'Swimming pool? ...........**






**Is this 486-5731?'*





**No, I think you have the wrong number.......*

ANCIENT AS THE HILLS

ANCIENT AS THE HILLS

old but still

I know old but like most said still