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HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Tue 06/10/08 07:08 PM
(((((ESJ))))) So glad you're here!

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Tue 06/10/08 07:09 PM
HEY EVERYONE...AUBURN NEEDS RESEARCH PARTNERS! Taking applicants here.

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Tue 06/10/08 07:11 PM
Always do. I've heard pineapple juice helps... OMG you know about that girl friend??! I just had a friend tell me that recently! I do believe I would need more research to verify if it is true. Well, I have only heard rumors, you know. Pure little innocent me would never have any experience knowing. BUT...could you please get back to me with your findings please?????? HEY EVERYONE...AUBURN NEEDS RESEARCH PARTNERS! Okay so we MUST be talking about the same thing!

ElaineSeekingJerry Joined Thu 05/01/08 Posts: 978	Tue 06/10/08 07:12 PM
(((((ESJ))))) So glad you're here! Well, I can't stay long ... I'm trying to decide whether to spend the bulk of my evening in the 'Fart' thread or the 'Mole Fetish' thread ... any suggestions?!

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Tue 06/10/08 07:13 PM
(((((ESJ))))) So glad you're here! Well, I can't stay long ... I'm trying to decide whether to spend the bulk of my evening in the 'Fart' thread or the 'Mole Fetish' thread ... any suggestions?! I realize, it IS a tough call. Did you try tossing a coin? It is blessed, they say.

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Tue 06/10/08 07:22 PM
Ok pineapples for all of your applicants Montana

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Tue 06/10/08 07:33 PM
Ok pineapples for all of your applicants Montana Nice pic. Not to be misconstrued...I don't need applicants. I already have a might tighty loo. I was offering this thread as applicants for your banana or pineapple, as the case may be.

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Tue 06/10/08 07:34 PM
Well a tighty loo is better. Lookin and I just NEED to know if the rumor is TRUE!!! (about pineapples)

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Tue 06/10/08 07:36 PM
Well a tighty loo is better. Lookin and I just NEED to know if the rumor is TRUE!!! (about pineapples) Can't answer that NOW...maybe someone else can. I'd like to know, as well. Anyone? Anyone?

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Tue 06/10/08 07:37 PM
Good GAWD was I the ONLY one that hadn't heard that rumor until recently??? I so need to get out more!

brian325 Joined Fri 10/05/07 Posts: 4132	Tue 06/10/08 07:39 PM
so what is the rumor? curious minds want to know

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Tue 06/10/08 07:40 PM
No1's...I decided today that your name will change, at least with me...from this point forth, you shall be called "everyone's love", or EL, for short. Cool? btw...he only cleans bathrooms. I will have to clean the garage myself I spose. I like my new name...it make me feel warm and fuzzy all over! Thank you (((Montana)))! How bout you be My Montana? I'm selfish I guess!

LookinRound Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 7894	Tue 06/10/08 07:40 PM
Ok pineapples for all of your applicants Montana Girl, have I not taught you anything...lots and lots of pineapple.

brian325 Joined Fri 10/05/07 Posts: 4132	Tue 06/10/08 07:41 PM
No1's...I decided today that your name will change, at least with me...from this point forth, you shall be called "everyone's love", or EL, for short. Cool? btw...he only cleans bathrooms. I will have to clean the garage myself I spose. I like my new name...it make me feel warm and fuzzy all over! Thank you (((Montana)))! How bout you be My Montana? I'm selfish I guess! dangit...off my koolaid

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Tue 06/10/08 07:42 PM
Ok pineapples for all of your applicants Montana Girl, have I not taught you anything...lots and lots of pineapple. ROFL!!! some prefer lots some one....to each his own... Hey lookin....YOU tell brian the rumor...I might

LookinRound Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 7894	Tue 06/10/08 07:43 PM
you could dip my banana in pineapple juice and go from there Um, Twister Sister, I think he already applied for the research.

brian325 Joined Fri 10/05/07 Posts: 4132	Tue 06/10/08 07:44 PM
if it makes ya have more stamina then I already found that out I loooooooooooove pineapple

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Tue 06/10/08 07:44 PM
No1's...I decided today that your name will change, at least with me...from this point forth, you shall be called "everyone's love", or EL, for short. Cool? btw...he only cleans bathrooms. I will have to clean the garage myself I spose. I like my new name...it make me feel warm and fuzzy all over! Thank you (((Montana)))! How bout you be My Montana? I'm selfish I guess! El...I think you'll be staying in the guest room. Give me a minute to get it ready. The thing is, I can't stand for a beautiful woman to be left alone, so I will be vigilantely seeking a worthy partner for you. It WILL be difficult...not a task for the light-hearted.

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Tue 06/10/08 07:45 PM
BEEEEEP wrong answer brain!

brian325 Joined Fri 10/05/07 Posts: 4132	Tue 06/10/08 07:46 PM
makes ya thicker? harder? longer?