I JUST NOD AND SAY, I TAUGHT YOU WELL

OMG this so reminds me of a time I was in a video store with my daughter and we were the only ones in there besides the clerk. Well he stepped up on the platform that the register was on and farted. He started looking all around on the floor trying to play it off as the floor squeaking and for some reason out of the blue I looked at him and said out loud....."It came outta your butt".. My daughter grabbed my arm and pulled me out of the store. Hate when you say things out loud that you are thinking.