The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­

Finally,the guys' side of the story.
(Imust admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear'the rules'From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problemonlyif you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus didNOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, notAcolor. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We havenoidea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, itwillbe scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will ac t like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball orgolf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.



lol any feedback?

damn....wrong room run!!!!

I want to know who the first poster will be that points out they are all numbered one. My guess is it will be a guy.

i dont care just put the toilet seat down when yer flush dont need the pee pee all over my bathroom ...thanyouuuuuuuuuuuu

oppsyyy!!!

its ok ill clean it up damn....

My feedback in parentheses

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

(cos half of you can't read)

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

(The toilet seat needs to be down 3/4ths of the time for both sexes so percentages rule!)

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon

(Watch your sports, just give me your wallet so I can shop!)
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

(Then don't make us cry)

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

(Love-Money-Sex not necessarily in that order)

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

(No it's not and Yes We will discuss this later)

1. Come to us with a problemonlyif you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

(Sympathy is why we are with you)


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

(And you still belive in the tooth fairy)


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

(We don't ask- your big mouth must have grown ears!)

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

(Liar)

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

(But you keep hiding the batteries)

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

(Ok, I screwed the mailman today, back to your regularly scheduled program!)

1. Christopher Columbus didNOT need directions and neither do we.
(Christopher Columbus got LOST!)

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, notAcolor. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We havenoidea what mauve is.

(Mauve is the color of my peach!)

1. If it itches, itwillbe scratched.
We do that.

(If it scratches we buy spray for it!)

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will ac t like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

(No, you are just scared out of your WITS!)

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

(We don't really ask you questions. We are rehearsing for when someone that knows something comes along...like our girlfriend.)

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

(Then I'll wear my mumu)

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball orgolf.

(or PU$$Y)

1. You have enough clothes.

(You have enough beer)

1. You have too many shoes.

(You don't have enough hair and your pecker is wee wee wee)

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

(Round should be ground)

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

(Go Hump a pillow)

Well When Talking Fails & TEARS don't work NAG,NAG,NAG

lilangel.....you are funny girl...many kisses...im still laughing

just doin my job

your

opps: your puting in some serious over time then huhh hehe

you ever hear that saying you gotta take the good with the bad!