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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 87 | |
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ya my neighbor was supposed to .......donno wtf happened with that
SPCA had 5 kittens today they are ALL gone already I've been searching every day |
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<----putting a kitten in a bubble wrapped box...
with little kitten "depends" on.. mailing to purple....  get back in there...damn it! i'm not sure this is going to work  
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<----putting a kitten in a bubble wrapped box... with little kitten "depends" on.. mailing to purple.... get back in there...damn it! i'm not sure this is going to work aawwwwwwww thats sweet of you , but I'm looking for a kitten that will be alive when I get it  
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Dear diary....just got back from the docs.....I have an ear infection.....he gave me antibiotic drops......then I went to Mcdonalds and got a happy meal!!! Wow!!! Im so INCREDIBLY happy now!
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too much pop music
 just get the $1 dbl cheese or mcchik
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Dear diary.....did you know that there are around 1600 pandas alive in the wild today?
And that pandas eat up to 40 lbs of bamboo for up to 14 hours a day? And a newborn panda is the size of a stick of butter???? I learned this all from Mcdonalds!!! now thats INCREDIBLE!!! 
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dEAR DIARY.....I wonder if you know how INCREDIBLY SARCASTIC Im being right now......
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and of course the word of the day is INCREDIBLE!!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 5 AND THE NUMBER S!!!
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Edited by
s1owhand
on
Tue 06/10/08 12:14 PM
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Dear diary.....did you know that there are around 1600 pandas alive in the wild today? And that pandas eat up to 40 lbs of bamboo for up to 14 hours a day? And a newborn panda is the size of a stick of butter???? I learned this all from Mcdonalds!!! now thats INCREDIBLE!!! you can replace 40lbs bamboo with 1 dbl cheese thats ass-tounding!!
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Ass-tounding and Incredible!!!
I even have pictures of the cool box thing that the happy meal came in!!! Now that is ASSCREDIBLE!!! UNO MOMENTO!!!
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dear diary,
the diary word of the day is.... absquatulate now where'd Gyps runoff to? 
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Thats quite the word slow......is that a real word???
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<-----my ASSCREDIBLE BREAKFAST/LUNCH FROM THE WORLD FAMOUS MCDONALDS!!!
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Dear Journal .... I have an important annoucnement ............
oh CRAP I forgot ... DOH
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Heya tto!!!
Im wearing a hoody over my hoody.....is this a fashion faux pas? |
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Heya tto!!! Im wearing a hoody over my hoody.....is this a fashion faux pas?
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Speaking of which.........as I was sitting there in the waiting room, I seen a few people that needed some desperate fashion help!!! The first was a 200 lb woman who squeezed herself into size 9 jeans.......can you say stuffed sausage??? Her pants were so tight she couldnt walk right!!! Then there was the guy with sweat pants on with CLOGGS!!! And of course we cant forget the guy with shorts on......ITS FREAKING RAINING!!!! NO SHORTS!!! NOT A SHORT DAY!!! All of this observed by me.........with my hair sticking straight up in my unicorn do!!! |
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Heya tto!!! Im wearing a hoody over my hoody.....is this a fashion faux pas? But then I became hungry.......and mcdonalds was staring at me!!!
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AND MY CATS WONT STOP FIGHTING!!! IM GOING TO THROW THEM BOTH OUT!!!!
 <------STARTS FLINGING CATS OUTSIDE!!! 
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Heya tto!!! Im wearing a hoody over my hoody.....is this a fashion faux pas? Oh God DO NOT ask me fashion questions ... I have been caught wearing SOCKS in sandals ... Is you ear ache more gooder yet ??.
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