THERE WAS AN OLD MAN LIVING IN A NURSING HOME, WHO WAS GOING TO BE 96
YEARS OLD. ON THE DAY OF HIS BIRTHDAY, THE NURSING HOME, HIS FAMILY AND
FRIENDS THREW HIM A BIRTHDAY PARTY.
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PARTY, THEY STARTED SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE
OLD MAN, AS THEY WHEELED OUT THIS REALLY BIG BIRTHDAY CAKE. OUT OF THE
TOP OF THIS CAKE, POPPED OUT A VERY YOUNG, SEXY, BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GIRL.
SHE APPOUCHED THE OLD MAN, AND SAID " BIRTHDAY BOY, FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, I
AM GOING TO GIVE YOU SUPER SEX."
THE OLD MAN THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT AND SAID. " HONEY AT MY AGE, I'LL JUST
HAVE THE SOUP."

That is a very good joke.