> A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade
> students. "Human beings are the only animals that
> stutter", she says.
>
>
> A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who
> stuttered", She volunteered .
>
> The teacher, knowing how precious some of these
> stories could become, asked the girl to describe the
> incident.
>
> "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my
> kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a
> running start and before we Knew it, he jumped over
> the fence into our yard!"
>
> "That must've been scary", said the teacher.
>
> "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised
> his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he
> could say 'f**k', the Rottweiler ate him!"

lol