It was the annual Church baseball game and Father Paul was up to bat.
The pitcher got the signal and threw the first curve ball. Father Paul
took a huge SWING and a miss. He shouted "DAMN I MISSED!!!" A rather fat
nun waddle/runs over from the stands and says "Oh, Father Paul you
should be ashamed, don't you dare say those words again, or the Lord
will strike you dead!!!" Father Paul kinda roles his eyes and goes back
up to the plate. The second pitch is thrown and Father Paul takes a big
SWING and a miss. He screams "DAMN I MISSED!!!!" Sister Mary runs out on
the field again and says "Oh, Father if you ever say those words again
the Lord will strike you dead!!!" Father roles his eyes again and goes
back up to bat. The pitcher throws a fastball and the Father SWINGs and
misses. He shouts "DAMN, I MISSED!!!" Then outta nowhere huge dark black
clouds roll in from the heavens and thunder sounds as a gigantic
lightnening bolt shoots from the sky and hits the stands. Nuns go flying
everywhere!! Then a deep low voice says "Damn, I missed"

that was funny