A very short, thin white man is on an elevator. On the way up to his
floor, the elevator stops, and a huge black man gets on. The little
white man is scared to death because the guy is so huge. Suddenly, the
big man turns to the little man and says "Seven, two, 375, 18 inches,
Turner Brown." The little guy freaks out and passes out. After a minute,
the little man wakes back up and sees the huge man standing over him
asking if he is ok. The little guy looks up at him and says "what
exactly did you say to me?" The big man replies "Everybody always wants
to know the same questions about me. I just went ahead and answered them
for you. I'm 7'2, 365 lbs, have an 18 inch ****, and my name is Turner
Brown." The little guy gets up and says "Oh, thank God!!! I thought you
said 'turn around'."