There is a fly hovering about a foot over the surface of a river.
A fish underwater says, "if that fly drops six inches I'm gonna jump
up and eat it."
A bear on the riverbank sees the fly and says, "if that fly drops six
inches, a fish is going to jump up to get it, and I'm gonna get that
fish."
A hunter sees the bear and the fly. The hunter says, "if that fly
drops six inches, a fish is going to grab it, the bear's gonna go after
the fish, I'm going to drop my sandwich and I'm gonna shoot the bear."
A mouse sees all this happening. He says, "if that fly drops six
inches, a fish is going to get the fly, the bear's gonna get the fish,
the hunter is going to drop his sandwich and get the bear and I'm gonna
get the sandwich."
A cat sees all this happening. His statement ends, "and I'm gonna get
the mouse."
Most of the predictions occur, and when the cat goes after the mouse,
he trips and falls in the river.



Moral of the story: if the fly drops six inches, the Pu$$ys gonna get
wet.

lol