~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE KOALA & THE LITTLE LIZARD ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A koala is sitting up in a gum tree puffing a joint when a little lizard
walks past. The little lizard looks up and yells, "Hey Koala! What are
you doing?" The koala replies, "Smoking a joint, come up and blaze with
me." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they
have a smoke session. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is
dry and that he is going to get a drink from the river. By the time the
little lizard gets to the river he is so stoned that he leans too far
over and falls into the water. A crocodile sees this and swims over to
the little lizard and helps him to the side. When the crocodile has the
little lizard out of the river he asks him, "What's the matter with
you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he just finished
having a fatty joint session with the koala in the tree and he got so
stoned that he fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile
says "I have to go check this out for myself." So he walks into the rain
forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and
he looks up and says "Hey you!" The koala looks down at him and says,
"Fuuuuck dude....... how much water did you drink?!!"

lol man where do you get these jokes they are way to funny