Little Johnny goes to his mom and says mom i want a red bike for my
birthday. The mom says well do you think you deserve one? little Johnny
says yes I do. Mom says well why dont you ask God for a bike and see if
He thinks you deserve one.
So little Johnny goes upstairs and starts a letter to God. "Dear God, I
have been very good this year...." Johnny crumples up the paper and
starts over..."Dear God Ive been a pretty good boy this year, , , , " He
crumples that one up too...."Dear God, I have been fairly good this
year...." He crumples that one up too and then goes down to his mom.
"Can I go to church and pray for a bike mom?" The mom thinking that her
plan worked said sure honey go ahead." little Johnny goes to the church,
looks around, steals the statue of the virgin Mary and races back home
and up to his room. He gets a piece of paper and starts a letter to
Jesus. "Dear jesus, I have your mother and if you ever want to see her
again, you bring me a red bike for my birthday!"

that was bad omg that was bad but still funny lol

Now, that was funny too!