a guy and his wife are sittin on the couch watchin tv when the wife
asks, "hon, could u fix the porch steps? they've been squeekin for years
now." and to this the husband replies, "look at me, does it look like i
have carpender writtin across my forehead?"
so the wife says, "alright, could u fix the kitchen sink? its been
leakin for a coupla weeks now." and the husband says, "look at me, does
it look like i have plumber writtin across my forehead?"
and the wife says, "will u at least fix the hallway light? its been
flickering for days now." and again the husband replies, "look at me,
does it look like it have GE writtin across my forehead?" and he gets
all mad and decides to go to the bar.
well hes at the bar drinkin and he starts feelin bad. so he decides to
go home and apologise to his wife. but when he gets there, shes sittin
on the porch and everythings all fixed. of course he asked his wife what
happened and she says, "when u left, a nice guy came over and offered to
fix everything if i baked him a cake or had sex with him in return." and
the husband says, "o that was nice of him, what kinda cake did u bake
him?" and she says, "look at me, does it look like i have Betty Crocker
writtin across my forehead?"

that was good where do you get all these jokes

lol

heard some found others,i got a lot of jokes stuck in my head didnt have
nuthin else to do with them so here they are..lol