A reporter was interviewing some Native Americans at the reservation.
She approached a young brave:

Reporter: "Why do you have a feather in your headdress?"
Brave: "Me ****em one squaw." (squaw - female)

After several more questions, she approached another brave:

Reporter: "Why do you have 5 feathers in your headdress?"
Brave: "Me ****em five squaw."

Shocked at this custom, the reporter approached the chief:

Reporter: "Why do you have SOOOO many feathers?"
Chief: "Short, tall, fat, small - ME ****EM ALL!!!"
Reporter: "OH DEAR!"
Chief: "No, not deer - asshole too high - run too fast."

AWSOME