John O�Reilly hoisted his beer and said, �Here�s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!�

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night.

He went home and told his wife, Mary, �I won the prize for the Best toast of the night�.

She said, �Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?�

John said, �Here�s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.�

�Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!� Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John�s drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, �John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.�

She said, �Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he�s only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.�