One time, I was getting lunch at Taco Bell. I was trying to get home
quick so I could see the wife, so I had to go through the drive-thru,
because, you know, its fast. Anyway, I grabbed an extra drink for the
wifey, and then after ordering, I realized that I had no other way to
carry the damn thing because everything else had something in it. When
the girl at the window asked me if I wanted a cup holder, I for some odd
reason, just answered "Yeah, I forgot to bring the ***** today."

Funny how being married does that to you.

lol man keep the jokes comin