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Psh, hardly!
A well-executed prank would mean I didn't completely see the "trick" coming from the very beginning, but I did. Peyout! *Rolls translucent, raccoon eyes in translucent, raccoon head* 
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Good hint! Quit hitting the old potatoe and apple peals!
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You COULD try eating garlic. That's been known to bring people (possibly even raccoons) back from the dead... or undead, for that matter.
Other than that, you'll probably have to talk to a specialist about your situation. |
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have ya talked to a priest.... sorry, I mean yipped and growled at a priest about it? lol
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have ya talked to a priest.... sorry, I mean yipped and growled at a priest about it? lol And he DOESN'T mean "knock over the garbage can belonging to a priest", either. That ain't gonna do it.
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Yeet, yeet?
... Yout. YOUT YOUT! *Waddles outside to the garbage bins* *Sifts through trash until a garlic clove surfaces* YEET! *Devours* ... ... ... Yeet? *Licks chops, waiting* YOUT, YOUTOUTYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! *Poof! - Vanishes* *Several hours pass* ... ... *Rematerializes before your eyes* YOUT! YOUT YOUT! *Looks wide-eyed at re-animated raccoon self, then looks over to the humans, menacingly...* |
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Damn! I totally made up that garlic malarkey, too!
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<<<<< Bear.
I like fuzzy friends! I hugs em! I love them! I pets them! And when the are bad fuzzies. I stroke them backwards! |
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<<<<< Bear. I like fuzzy friends! I hugs em! I love them! I pets them! And when the are bad fuzzies. I stroke them backwards! Not raccoons, though. They have rabies.
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Bad coon!
Rub hair backwards!
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And NOW you got rabies! Or was that cooties?...
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Cooties probably! She looks like a clean racoon!
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Not if she has cooties she doesn't!
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Yout?
 *Looks sarcastically at self for cooties, finding none* Eheh, yeet. |
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