little johnnys mom and dad were wanting some alone time, so they quickly got him in bed.
mom grabbed a bottle of wine and dad turned on some soft music.
the night was going along smoothly....until johnny's mom asked if he remembered a condom..

dad being excited ran across the hall to the bathroom tripped over the dog and fell down the stairs......little johnny come out of his room and sees his dad standing there naked with a hard on asks "whats going on?"
to which his dad replied" I thought I heard a burglar I was trying to catch him"

Johnny says "why ya gonna F*ck him

This little Johnny is way too smart for his own good!

LOL