went fishing one day and grampa opened a beer --
Grandson: can i have one grampa ?
Grampa :can you touch your butt with your penis ?
Grandson :No
Grampa:well you cant have one then



on the way home , grampa lights a cigar---
Grandson : can i have one grampa ?
Grampa: can you touch your butt with your penis ?
Grandson : No
Grampa : well you cant have one then


When they get home , gramma has fresh cookies made


Grampa :can i have one ?
Grandson : can you touch your butt with your penis grampa ?
Grampa :Yes
Grandson : good go screw yourself then .................

LMAO