so instead of reading poems and feeling sorry for ourselves about others who want to waste their lives away like vegetables why not have some fun

How about this


Sing to the tune of �You are the sunshine of my life� by S. Wonder

I gave some moonshine to my wife
That's why she�s stum-bl-ing around
And she�ll just babble on all night
Then she�ll fall face first on the ground

I feel this has become a problem
Because now she says that she wants more
I swear this doesn�t happen often
And I�ll clean up the puke that�s on the floor

I gave some moonshine to my wife, yeah,
I made it from my basement still
And now I�m very mortified
I guess it wasn�t such a thrill

I should have known that she�d get plastered
Because she gets drunk off one beer
And she must think that I�m a bastard
Because all our friends thinks she�s very weird

I gave some moonshine to my wife, yeah
And now I wish I never had
She says she doesn�t feel all right
I think that batch she had was bad

Eggselint!!<sic>
obviously there are more Saturnites here than meets the eye!

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