if it doesnt work out with him, hell i'd love a home cooked meal.!!!!

there ya go

So my new guy is coming over to watch movies and to hang out and i want to cook a nice dinner for him... i thought about spaghetti but... im not sure.. ( i make an excellent home made spaghetti sauce...)

any suggestions?

Chicken Marsalla:

Ingredients:
Egg white
sifted Flour
Whole Mushrooms or precut into slices.
boneless skinless chicken breasts
Marsalla Cooking wine
Clarified butter.

Optional side dishes drowned in butter
Garlic bread, ready made or old fashioned DIY

First, take those chicken breasts, and make a fist. Think of everything your previous bf did that pissed you off, and gently pound the hell out of the breasts, and mold the remains into patties.

Then, crack open about 4 or 5 eggs, seperating the egg yoke from the egg by pouring it into each side of the shell. Remember, by now you've vented all of your anger, so this should be done gently...


Sift flour onto a plate

Clarify butter by putting the butter into a coffee strainer and it into an oven on simmer for several hours. Imagine that same ex-bf you had all of that rage about, being in the oven with the butter. No... SIMMER, 550F will burn the butter.

Dip the breast in egg white, and then in the flour, just once, but completely until the tenderized chicken breast is completely breaded.

Rinse excess flour from your hands

Set the burner on high, and wait until you see a spatter when you fling a drop of water into the pan.

Cook the breaded chicken to a light golden brown, allowing your mind to wander mentally placing that ex-bf into the pan with the chicken.

Add 1/4 cup per pound of meat of marsalla wine to the pan, and if necessary, use a lighter to make it flame up. Do NOT STAND CLOSE TO PAN, and unless you want to look like the mona lisa, don't have your face too close when you set the pan on fire.


Drop the heat down to a simmer, as by now, you've properly vented again, imagining that ex-bf has been properly fried.

After the fire dies down and you've put out any other fires you might have started, pour in sliced mushrooms, raising the meat to ride on top of a bed of sliced mushrooms, and allow to simmer for 10 minutes. At this point, the mushrooms will absorb the flavor of the wine and the remaining liquid is gravy.

Serve with your choice of side dishes making sure to share the gravy it made equally, and leave the knife out of it, for 2 important reasons.

1) You may still have pent up anger about that ex-bf, and you wouldn't want a sudden emotional outburst to injure him.

2) You wont need a knife, as the chicken has been tenderized in such a loving manner.

I get laid every time I make that dish, but keep in mind, I'm thinking of an ex-gf/wife and not well, a pointer.


Lastly, put your heart and sweat into it. You can't go wrong.

So my new guy is coming over to watch movies and to hang out and i want to cook a nice dinner for him... i thought about spaghetti but... im not sure.. ( i make an excellent home made spaghetti sauce...)

any suggestions?

So my new guy is coming over to watch movies and to hang out and i want to cook a nice dinner for him... i thought about spaghetti but... im not sure.. ( i make an excellent home made spaghetti sauce...)

any suggestions?