<(x_x>Sick and Wrong<(-_-)>
It could make your skin crawl
If you think of it at all�
Like a hypodermic
Makes you squirm
Whenever you close your eyes
And think of�

It makes no sense
Put up pretense
On the defense
To prevent
The intense
Shudder
Whenever your mind sneaks to a picture of...

You think it�s okay
Maybe it just went away
Turn over a leaf
Find a brand new day
But then you wake up screaming
After once again dreaming of...

Maybe you grew out of it
Maybe the memory�s gone
So hard to forget
It�s been so long
Why should you even care-
You saw your Grandma in her underwear?


Don�t say I didn�t warn you�

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Holey sole Sue

Slick Shoe Sue had little to wear
Her pocketbook had little to spare
So Slick Shoe Sue married a man named Blue
For Blue�s little piddly personal pocket money
That Blue earned picking poodle diddly
But as habits go, who knew?
Slick Shoe Sue happily and habitually blew Blue�s piddly little poodle diddly picking personal pocket money.

Say that ten times fast� Blue did.
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Chalupacabra (Roughly translates to "tiny boat goat," in Spanish... well the online translators, anyway.)

Once there was a strange little man
who made a strange little boat
for a tiny little goat
The market was closed
So the strange man dozed
And boat floated downstream

There was a strange little village
Down the strange little stream
Who had never seen a goat
And now he is their king

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By all means add all the inane little ditties and dirty (within the rules) limericks your heart desires.

G'moanin'