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Topic: Need advice
SimplyElla's photo
Fri 06/06/08 05:05 PM

Sing like what Maria did (from the Sound of Music lol)


I think they would cry harder and be more frightened if they heard me sing like period! Ha ha ha laugh

PATSFAN's photo
Fri 06/06/08 05:07 PM
I still have some oxycodones left , they worked wonders for me , I mail them out to ya!! ( J/K ) Do you have playstation or some type of game, that might work.. flowerforyou Ellaflowerforyou

Scinn's photo
Fri 06/06/08 05:08 PM
Well, here's a little future thing for yah, in case the situation ever comes again (as they're asleep lol)

I always packed crayola brand colored pencils with me. Whenever storms would pop up, I'd sit the kids down in the living room with the t.v. on and get a small glass of water. When you dip the tips of the pencils into the water, it will make them "paint" on skin...so you can do "tattoos"...doesn't really matter if you have artistic ability or not...it's just good, clean washable fun :D Makes for a great distraction, let's them be creative and is a ton of fun :D

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Fri 06/06/08 05:09 PM

My step-bro used to play the "Can we make more noise than the storm" game with his daughter. They live in the styx too, so it doesn't bother nE1. Screaming,yelling,pounding pots and pans, slamming doors... Elizabeth (Lil Bit) is now in college,and is a whiz at problem solving..


They LIVE on the river in HELL???? I thought my neighborhood was bad!! laugh laugh

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Fri 06/06/08 05:10 PM
Tell them this story when the ask what's happening...

Well, for your sake I hope it'll all be peaches &
cream. But I'm afraid the end time is near. The cataclysmic apocalypse refered to in the scriptures of every holy book known to mankind. It will be an era fraught with boundless greed & corruption, where global monetary systems disintegrate, leaving brother to kill brother for a grain of overcooked rice. The nations of the civilized world will collapse under the
impressive weight of parasitic political conspiracies which remove all hope & optimism from their once faithful citizens. \

Around the globe, generations of polluters will be punished for their sins. Unsheilded by the O-zone they have successfully depleted, left to bake in the seering naked rays of light. Wholesale assassinations served to destabilize every remaining government, leaving the starving & wicked to fend
for themselves.

Bloodthirsty renegade cyborgs created by tax dodging corporations reek havok. Pissed off androids tired of being slaves to a godless & gutless system, where the rich get richer & the poor get f**ked over and out, unleash total world wide destruction by means of nuclear holocaust, annihilating the terrified masses, leaving in its torturous wake nothing but vicious, cannibalistic, mutating, radiating, and horribly dis-figured hordes of satanic killers, begged on
revenge, but against whom? There are so few left alive. Starvation reins supreme, forcing unlucky survivors to eat anything & anyone in their path.

Massive earthquakes crack the planets crust like a hollow egg shell, causing unending volcanic eruptions. Creatures of the seven seas, unable to escape the certain death upon land, boil in their liquid prison. Disease then circles the earth, plagues & viruses with no known cause or cure laying waste to whatever draws breath, and human-kind having proven itself to be nothing more than a race of ruthless scavengers, fall victim to merciless attacks at the hands of interplanetary alien tribes who seek to conquer our charred remains. This is the Extinction Level Event, The Final World Front. And it's all starting tonight.

If that doesn't calm them down I don't know what will.

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Fri 06/06/08 05:11 PM


My step-bro used to play the "Can we make more noise than the storm" game with his daughter. They live in the styx too, so it doesn't bother nE1. Screaming,yelling,pounding pots and pans, slamming doors... Elizabeth (Lil Bit) is now in college,and is a whiz at problem solving..


They LIVE on the river in HELL???? I thought my neighborhood was bad!! laugh laugh

Their closest neighbor is a MILE away from them..

SimplyElla's photo
Fri 06/06/08 05:14 PM

I still have some oxycodones left , they worked wonders for me , I mail them out to ya!! ( J/K ) Do you have playstation or some type of game, that might work.. flowerforyou Ellaflowerforyou


They are too young for games like that ... but I would play some with you if you were hereflowerforyou blushing


laugh :tongue: how are you babes?

bad_girl's photo
Fri 06/06/08 05:15 PM

lockem in a closet put sum headphones on


I like that idealaugh laugh

SimplyElla's photo
Fri 06/06/08 05:15 PM

Well, here's a little future thing for yah, in case the situation ever comes again (as they're asleep lol)

I always packed crayola brand colored pencils with me. Whenever storms would pop up, I'd sit the kids down in the living room with the t.v. on and get a small glass of water. When you dip the tips of the pencils into the water, it will make them "paint" on skin...so you can do "tattoos"...doesn't really matter if you have artistic ability or not...it's just good, clean washable fun :D Makes for a great distraction, let's them be creative and is a ton of fun :D


the twins... love coloring on me and love to play with my toes... ha ha... def will use that one next time!! thanks for the advice though

PATSFAN's photo
Fri 06/06/08 05:38 PM


I still have some oxycodones left , they worked wonders for me , I mail them out to ya!! ( J/K ) Do you have playstation or some type of game, that might work.. flowerforyou Ellaflowerforyou


They are too young for games like that ... but I would play some with you if you were hereflowerforyou blushing


laugh :tongue: how are you babes?











I'm good Babe, I wish I were there. How are yousmooched flowerforyou

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