A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Kentucky recently with two ice
chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those
fish?" "Naw, sir", replied the redneck."I ain't got none of them there
licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish." "Pet fish?"
"Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em
swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into
these here ice chests and I take 'em home." "That's a bunch of hooey!
Fish can't do that." The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and
then said, "It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really
works." "O. K.", said the warden. "I've got to see this!" The redneck
poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several
minutes, the warden says, "Well?" "Well, what?", says the redneck. The
warden says, "When are you going to call them back?" "Call who back?"
"The FISH", replied the warden! "What fish?", replied the redneck. Moral
of the story: Kentucky rednecks may not be as smart as some city
slickers, but they ain't as dumb as some government employees.

funny but true

Too funny, I saw this one coming.