Topic: Free Ride
karmafury's photo
Mon 02/19/07 07:55 PM
A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer, who had never been on
an airplane, was fascinated by a stunt plane and asked the pilot how
much a ride would cost. "$20 for 3 minutes." the pilot replied. "That's
too much." said the farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then
said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes
without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make any
sound at all, you'll have to pay me the $20." The farmer and his wife
agreed and went for a thrilling ride. After they landed, the pilot said
to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You
are a brave man." "Maybe so," said the farmer, "but I gotta tell ya, I
almost screamed when my wife fell out!"

LAMom's photo
Mon 02/19/07 08:11 PM
laugh laugh laugh

Clifton1975's photo
Mon 02/19/07 08:11 PM
This is truely a good chuckle joke. I got a good one out of that.

karenbear's photo
Mon 02/19/07 08:13 PM
:wink: that was mean but cute

creationsfire's photo
Mon 02/19/07 09:44 PM
hahahahalaugh

michael1313's photo
Mon 02/19/07 09:46 PM
ROFLMAOlaugh