The Frog and Golf THIS IS HILARIOUS! DO NOT SAVE - PASS ON A man takes
the day off work and decides to go out golfing He is on the second hole
when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of
it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks
around and doesn'tsee anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and
grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.
He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?
The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks.
"Ribbit 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The
man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day,
the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK
where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas. "They go to Las
Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit
Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do
you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit$3000, black 6." Now,
this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the
manfigures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across
the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the
hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay
you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog
replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog
did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous
15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my
room. So help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."

That Bill I tell will he never learn