Rich couple sitting down for dinner...either end of a huge dining table....all the family silver and china spread across the table...servants all in a row...

Husband's a little distracted, wife says "darling, what is it?"

Hubby's not sure quite how to put what he wants to say, but he eventually he confesses that money's getting a little tight. "But," he says tentatively, "I've been thinking - if you could perhaps learn to cook, we could do away with the chef...?"

The wife's a little peeved at this idea, but being a lady, she keeps her thoughts to herself. They continue to eat in a slightly strained silence for a while, as the wife considers the husband's idea. Then she has a thought.

"Darling," says she, "If you want to save even more money, you could learn to make love. Then we could do away with the chauffeur"

Cute, had to share it with my mom. She loved it, thought she was going to hurt herself laughing. Thank you.