Women are like apples on the trees.The best ones are at the top of the tree.Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.Instead,they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good,but easy.The apples at the top think that something is wrong with them,when in reality they're amazing.They just have to wait for the right man to come along,the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. NOW MEN...Men are like a fine wine.They begin as grapes,and it's up to women to stomp the **** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. [A friend sent this to me,decide to share it]

oldie but a goodie! i love it.

love it!

I personally prefer peaches

<----- LOVES apple pie !!!

which is best made of the very ripe apples freshly scattered on the ground no sugar or flavourings added

No, I like the ones from the top.. Much fresher, and no worms..

J.F.K once said
Russia is like an apple on the top of the tree
why bother climbing up the top to get it
let it stay there and ripen . It will then nicely fall into our hands.

And how true were his predictions.

bve my guest you make your own pie then

No, I get it from someone.(But not in LOOOOONG time). Half the fun is opening up the package, and getting the first delicious, juicy taste.