In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated
the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and
red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and
healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and
Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want
chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long
as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And
Satan smiled. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep
the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour
from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman
went from size 6 to size 14. So God said, "Try my fresh green salad."
And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and
garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts
following the repast. God then said, "I have sent your heart healthy
vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth
deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own
platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the
roof. God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food
Cake, "and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and
named it "Devil's Food." God then brought forth running shoes so that
His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with
a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels.
And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and
gained pounds. Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat
and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and
sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained
pounds. God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories
and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its
99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And
Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good."
And Man went into cardiac arrest. God sighed and created quadruple
bypass surgery. Then Satan created HMOs.

And the story go's on

And God created Friends Like you,,,
Thanks Karma,,,

Good one, and that's the truth.

Looks good to me..

the man that invented the remote just died

my @ss off

I hate to admit it but I think I need an HMO's