A lady visits her priest one day and tells im, "Father, I have a terrible problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

What do they say?", the priest inquired. The woman looked around to make sure she couldn't be overheard and then replied. "They say, 'Hi, we're
hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'" "That's obscene!", the priest exclaimed, "But I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. They'll surely teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots will stop saying that sinful phrase in no time."

The next day, the woman brought her parrots to the
priest's house. As she entered, she saw the priest's
two male parrots inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and
placed her parrots in with them. After a few seconds, the female parrots cried out in unison, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

There was a stunned silence. Then one male parrot
looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed,
"Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been
answered!"

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