Warning: naughty thought here lol.

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step
into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he
has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs
two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is
halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun
suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of
soap. "Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser". To test her
theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood...sure enough he drops the second bar of soap. Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls
once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells! "Holy Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion too!

Oh my!

lmao