A cop stopped his patrol car when he witnesses a couple sitting on the
curb, and the guy with his pants pulled down around his knees. The girl
has her finger up his ass, and she's reaming away with a vengeance. The
cop says, "Miss, What the hell is going on here?" The girl looks up
innocently and says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't spend
the night with him, he started pouring down the booze. Now, he's too
drunk to drive me home. I'm a pre-med student and i'm trying to sober
him up by making him puke." The cop straightens up says, "Lady that's
not gonna make him puke." The lovely future little nurse says, "Oh Yeah?
.......... Want To Bet ? ....... You wait till I put this finger in his
mouth."

Eweeeeeeeeeeeee,,, But so funny!

Best answer to that, NEVER date a nurse.