A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the
posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he
whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one Seat."

The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more
impatient: "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to
call the Manager."

Once again, the cowboy just groaned.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he
returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried
repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success.
Finally they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed the
situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?"
"Fred," the cowboy moaned.

"Where ya from, Fred?" asked the Ranger.

With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Fred
Replied,

"...the balcony."

That was cute...better watch out for future
balconies...LOL

i like that 1 /...................

I can't use smiley's yet, but that was a good one.
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well, that didn't work, did it. Thought I would try Smiley central but
no go.....:(

LOLOLOLOLOL


too cute!!!!!