here is a new one that i got from work.

a cop was stopped at a red light on his horse.
a little girl came along on a shiny new bike.
"nice bike. did santa bring it to you?"said the officer.
"yes he did officer." says the little girl.
the officer hands the little girl a $5.00 ticket for safety violation.
"next year tell santa to put reflectors on it."
the little girl looks at the officers horse and says "nice horse did
santa bring it to you officer?" "yes he did." replied the officer. "next
year tell santa the d#@k goes underneath the horse. not on top."as she
rode away.

now that is cute.

OMG