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Topic: DEMI/ASHTON SUCCESS STORIES PT 1... - part 3
bad_girl's photo
Sat 06/07/08 05:18 PM

Can you check our stock Merle? I think I have a great bottle for Kim and I to share ... it's Little Black Dress Chardonnay ..



Coming right up

<-----hands a glass to kimdrinker

bad_girl's photo
Sat 06/07/08 05:19 PM
No it is only 3, shut up and have another onedrinker . I don't take advantage of men either


Well don't fuss with him at all. Just tell him he needs to remember to let you know when he has to go. But don't fuss at him, that will make him afraid to tell you he has to go.

Here have another shotdrinker


Do you fuss when he has an accident?
here have another shot drinker


How old is he?

here take a shot quick and breath deep



Hi everyone. Judy is the bar open I could use about 10 tequila shots.


***hands joe 10 shots**

Hi doll how are you tonight


(((Merle)))

Pretty crappy. Jack and I were to have dinner at my gf's after watching her son's baseball game. My ex and I are struggling with his potty training and he decides to have an accident. So as a consequense we left. He cried the whole way home because he wanted to stay and play with my gf's daughter who is also his age. I am pulling my hair out trying to figure out why he won't let us know he has to use the bathroom.



He turns 5 in August. All of his playmates can use the bathroom which is the really frustrating thing.



Not all of the time. But every once in a while I do. Today it was "I am sorry but now we have to go." Which totally upset him.



Ya I know. Are you trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me Merle?:wink:

That makes what about 13 shots all together.bigsmile

bad_girl's photo
Sat 06/07/08 05:20 PM
drinker drinker I will drink to that



Hey everyone.......


sammy you have just been chosen the winner of American Family Publishers 1 million dollars.....what are you going to do with all that money..laugh laugh laugh laugh ..



Hiya Debb and Thanksflowerforyou Pack you and hubby's bags...we're all gonna get laid in Hawaii!!drinker



LMAO .. who said anything about gettin laid? noway

I just wanna chill on the beach and go to a pig roast bigsmile

no photo
Sat 06/07/08 05:22 PM



Hey everyone.......


sammy you have just been chosen the winner of American Family Publishers 1 million dollars.....what are you going to do with all that money..laugh laugh laugh laugh ..



Hiya Debb and Thanksflowerforyou Pack you and hubby's bags...we're all gonna get laid in Hawaii!!drinker



LMAO .. who said anything about gettin laid? noway

"Layed" as in flowers around da necklaugh laugh

I just wanna chill on the beach and go to a pig roast bigsmile

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 06/07/08 05:23 PM


Can you check our stock Merle? I think I have a great bottle for Kim and I to share ... it's Little Black Dress Chardonnay ..



Coming right up

<-----hands a glass to kimdrinker



Merle you are faster than any online bartender I've ever had .. you are G2G with me girlfriend flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 06/07/08 05:23 PM




Hey everyone.......


sammy you have just been chosen the winner of American Family Publishers 1 million dollars.....what are you going to do with all that money..laugh laugh laugh laugh ..



Hiya Debb and Thanksflowerforyou Pack you and hubby's bags...we're all gonna get laid in Hawaii!!drinker



LMAO .. who said anything about gettin laid? noway

"Layed" as in flowers around da necklaugh laugh

I just wanna chill on the beach and go to a pig roast bigsmile





OH .... blushing laffing at me being stupid now .. can you tell I've never been? laugh laugh laugh laugh

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 06/07/08 05:24 PM
Merle just give me the rest of that bottle of chard .. Kim won't need more than a glass .. right Kim? :tongue:

MtnBkr80446's photo
Sat 06/07/08 05:25 PM
All I was doing was adding up what I originally ordered 10 plus what you have given me 4.

So that is all. Besides Merle it was tongue and cheek with my comment. flowerforyou

bad_girl's photo
Sat 06/07/08 05:26 PM
Edited by bad_girl on Sat 06/07/08 05:27 PM
I know honeyflowerforyou

Oh joe I love you and I know what you ordered, here is another one dolldrinker

All I was doing was adding up what I originally ordered 10 plus what you have given me 4.

So that is all. Besides Merle it was tongue and cheek with my comment. flowerforyou

MtnBkr80446's photo
Sat 06/07/08 05:27 PM

Oh joe I love you and I know what you ordered, here is another one dolldrinker

All I was doing was adding up what I originally ordered 10 plus what you have given me 4.

So that is all. Besides Merle it was tongue and cheek with my comment. flowerforyou



Saweet 15 it is total. Will this lead to weird and off the wall comments?

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 06/07/08 05:27 PM
ahhh ha ... she can even keep track of the shots .. woot woot

bad_girl's photo
Sat 06/07/08 05:27 PM

Merle just give me the rest of that bottle of chard .. Kim won't need more than a glass .. right Kim? :tongue:


<-----Hands the bottle to judy, whatever you say boss

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 06/07/08 05:27 PM
So Sammy you never told us .. can we stop by Europe too :tongue:

FUNFELLA's photo
Sat 06/07/08 05:28 PM
Hmmmmmmm, very interesting smokin drinker

bad_girl's photo
Sat 06/07/08 05:28 PM
Nope just keep drinking and having fundrinker


Oh joe I love you and I know what you ordered, here is another one dolldrinker

All I was doing was adding up what I originally ordered 10 plus what you have given me 4.

So that is all. Besides Merle it was tongue and cheek with my comment. flowerforyou



Saweet 15 it is total. Will this lead to weird and off the wall comments?

bad_girl's photo
Sat 06/07/08 05:28 PM

Hmmmmmmm, very interesting smokin drinker


Hey hot stuff, what will you have to drinkdrinker blushing

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 06/07/08 05:29 PM

Hmmmmmmm, very interesting smokin drinker



yes we think so ourselves LOL


welcome Mike drinker

please let Merle know if you are thirsty

bad_girl's photo
Sat 06/07/08 05:29 PM

ahhh ha ... she can even keep track of the shots .. woot woot


That is what you are paying me to do drinker

MtnBkr80446's photo
Sat 06/07/08 05:29 PM

Nope just keep drinking and having fundrinker


Oh joe I love you and I know what you ordered, here is another one dolldrinker

All I was doing was adding up what I originally ordered 10 plus what you have given me 4.

So that is all. Besides Merle it was tongue and cheek with my comment. flowerforyou



Saweet 15 it is total. Will this lead to weird and off the wall comments?



I was told never argue with the lady that is serving.

*Keeps drinking what is given to me*

drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 06/07/08 05:30 PM


ahhh ha ... she can even keep track of the shots .. woot woot


That is what you are paying me to do drinker



I'm PAYING you noway




























laugh laugh laugh laugh


Honey you can have a bonus if you like :tongue:

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