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Topic: The Essence of ****
Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Wed 06/04/08 11:51 AM
** is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it. may just be the most powerful word in the English language. Consider: You can be faced, be out of luck, or have for brains. With a little effort you can get your together, find a place for your or decide to or get off the pot. You can smoke , buy , sell , lose , find , forget , and tell others to eat and die. You can or go blind, have a fit or just your life away. People can be headed, brained, blinded, and over. Some people know their while others can't tell the difference between and Shinola. There are lucky s, dumb s, crazy s, and sweet s. There is bull , dog , cat , bird , whale , rat , and horse . There is tough , hard , soft , slimy , rough , limp . You can a blue streak, bricks, pink Twinkies, marbles, or your guts out. You can throw , sling , catch , or duck when the hits the fan. You can take a , give a , keep or serve on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep , or be happier than a pig in . Some days are colder than , some days are hotter than , and some days are just plane ty. There is funny and sad , bad and good . Some doesn't stink while other things really smell like . Some music sounds like , things can look like , and there are times when you feel like . You can be faster than or you can be slower than . Sometimes you'll find on a stick or on a shingle, sometimes you'll find everywhere, and then there are times when you can't find at all. You can have too much , not enough , the right , the wrong or a lot of weird . You can carry in a bucket, put in a barrel, have a pile of , have a mountain of , have a river of , or find yourself up creek without a paddle. You can slice , spread , dunk or jump , and some people just can't cut the . There is fun and dull , silly and serious . Sometimes you really need this and sometimes you don't want any at all. You can stir , kick or stick your ass out the window and on the world. Sometimes everything you touch turns to and other times you swim in a lake of and come out smelling like a rose. ! When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. This means the universe did not begin with a BIG BANG but rather with a BIG DUMP. Keep that in mind the next time you flush the toilet. And remember, once you know your **, you don't need to know anything else.

1956deluxe Joined Thu 12/06/07 Posts: 8559	Wed 06/04/08 11:52 AM
WTF!

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Wed 06/04/08 11:59 AM
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Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Wed 06/04/08 12:09 PM
Ohhhh, Owl.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Wed 06/04/08 12:23 PM
** is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it. may just be the most powerful word in the English language. Consider: You can be faced, be out of luck, or have for brains. With a little effort you can get your together, find a place for your or decide to or get off the pot. You can smoke , buy , sell , lose , find , forget , and tell others to eat and die. You can or go blind, have a fit or just your life away. People can be headed, brained, blinded, and over. Some people know their while others can't tell the difference between and Shinola. There are lucky s, dumb s, crazy s, and sweet s. There is bull , dog , cat , bird , whale , rat , and horse . There is tough , hard , soft , slimy , rough , limp . You can a blue streak, bricks, pink Twinkies, marbles, or your guts out. You can throw , sling , catch , or duck when the hits the fan. You can take a , give a , keep or serve on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep , or be happier than a pig in . Some days are colder than , some days are hotter than , and some days are just plane ty. There is funny and sad , bad and good . Some doesn't stink while other things really smell like . Some music sounds like , things can look like , and there are times when you feel like . You can be faster than or you can be slower than . Sometimes you'll find on a stick or on a shingle, sometimes you'll find everywhere, and then there are times when you can't find at all. You can have too much , not enough , the right , the wrong or a lot of weird . You can carry in a bucket, put in a barrel, have a pile of , have a mountain of , have a river of , or find yourself up creek without a paddle. You can slice , spread , dunk or jump , and some people just can't cut the . There is fun and dull , silly and serious . Sometimes you really need this and sometimes you don't want any at all. You can stir , kick or stick your ass out the window and on the world. Sometimes everything you touch turns to and other times you swim in a lake of and come out smelling like a rose. ! When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. This means the universe did not begin with a BIG BANG but rather with a BIG DUMP. Keep that in mind the next time you flush the toilet. And remember, once you know your **, you don't need to know anything else.

Fanta46 Joined Sat 11/11/06 Posts: 29361	Wed 06/04/08 12:30 PM
Winx said ****

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Wed 06/04/08 04:11 PM
Winx said **** Please don't tell my mom. She'll put soap in my mouth.

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mischief_loki Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 28	Thu 06/05/08 02:12 PM
** that was some serious ** man

bigteddybear59 Joined Tue 10/09/07 Posts: 341	Thu 06/05/08 08:24 PM
don't worry winx i don't tell & run so i won't tell ur mom. but i think they r all ****out ty bigteddybear59 now60 has spoken.

bigteddybear59 Joined Tue 10/09/07 Posts: 341	Thu 06/05/08 08:27 PM
oh i forgot to ask was there any thing else he did in there.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Fri 06/06/08 11:16 AM
don't worry winx i don't tell & run so i won't tell ur mom. but i think they r all ****out ty bigteddybear59 now60 has spoken. Thanks for not telling my mom.

therooster Joined Mon 03/31/08 Posts: 866	Fri 06/06/08 07:06 PM