Mirror Mirror
Woman in an antique shop purchases this wall mirror which she has been told has powers

When she gets home hangs the mirror on the wall of the bedroom and says

Mirror Mirror on the wall
Boobs to be biggest of them all

She hasn�t finished the sentence she gets the best and largest knockers she has ever seen

Husband has been watching this so when she has gone goes to the mirror and says

Mirror Mirror on the wall
Make my D**k touch the floor

Hardly finished saying his legs get chopped off

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becareful what you wish for