A Yankee couple is driving through North Carolina. They get lost and pull over at a gas station and ask for directions.

Yankee Man "Can you tell me where I'm at"
Gas Station Attendant "Fuqua Varina"
Yankee Man "Where?"
Gas Station Attendant "Fuqua Varina"

So he says thanks and drives on. His wife says "Where are we dear" the man says "Hell I don't have a clue I can't understand these southern people.

So they drive on a few more hours and pull over at another gas station.

Yankee Man "Can you tell me where I'm at"
Gas Station Attendant "Rutherfurton"
Yankee Man "Where?"
Gas Station Attendant "Rutherfurton"

So he says thanks and drives on. His wife says "Where are we now dear" the man says "Hell I still don't know I can't understand any of these southern people. The wife says "Well pull over at that restaurant and ask them" So the man pulls over and walks in and says to a woman...

"Ms, real slow could you please tell me exactly where I am"

The woman looks at him and says "Buuuuurger Kingggggg"