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THIS MAN WAS BORN WITHOUT A BODY! THE DOCTOR HE IS HEALTHY AND WILL LIVE A FULL HAPPY LIFE.HE GOT TO HIS 21ST BIRTHDAY AND HAD NEVER BEEN TO A BAR.THE HEADS FRIENDS TOOK HIM TO THE CORNER PUB, SET HIM UP ON THE BAR AND POURED A BEER IN HIM.BAM!,A TORSO POPED OUT!THEY SAID DAMN POUR HIM ANOTHER ONE!THEN BAM! TWO ARMS POPED OUT. THE HEAD WAS SO EXCITED HE REACHED OVER AND DRANK ONE WITH HIS NEW ARMS.BAM!!! TWO LEGS POPED OUT AND HE GOT SO EXCITED HE RAN OUT THE FRONT DOOR RIGHT OUT IN FRONT OF A TRUCK AND GOT KILLED!!!! THE OLD DRUNK AT THE END OF THE BAR LOOKED OVER AND SAID- HE SHOULD HAVE QUIT WHILE HE WAS AHEAD!!!!!!!
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