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Topic: Here I sit, all
elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Tue 06/03/08 07:58 PM
Here I sit, all confounded The Cops say that my home's surrounded I didn't do it, I swear it's true I'm not the one that did this all to you There they go, using the horn Loud as hell, and it's just morn They say I've got till they count to ten Will I ever see my friends again?? They are mistaken, it can't be me, I don't live at 113 Across the street- he's over there He's the guy stealing underwear. They throw in smoke, can't they read? Now they're shooting, I start to bleed Only a fleshwound, stay on the floor I wasn't the pervert at her door. He's over there again I say Why won't they just go away? He's the panty thief, not me, I think Damn, they just shot up my sink. He comes over to look-see Why they are shooting at me Catch him now, he's there, it's HIM Damn, my future's looking grim. He walks away, back to his house Catch that greasy, ugly louse A cop looks over, and what's he see? The Perv has enetered 113. It's there he says, across the street The shooting stops, I've wet my feet. They walk across, then knock, and grab While I thought about a slab at the ER, no, down in The Morgue That nasty place where they take The Borg. They haul his sorry butt to jail, lights are flashing,sirens wail But what of me, I scream, I shout Why're all my windows shot out? Who's gonna fix it all I ask The Chief says Sorry, Not our task You stupid A$$, can't you delve, that your good 'ol BOYS shot up 112?

SKPCG Joined Mon 03/03/08 Posts: 14708	Tue 06/03/08 08:00 PM
Very odd, but oddly good!

ljcc1964 Joined Fri 10/19/07 Posts: 8298	Tue 06/03/08 08:04 PM
I love you. Will you be my boyfriend?

unique1111 Joined Fri 05/23/08 Posts: 295	Tue 06/03/08 08:07 PM
good read

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Tue 06/03/08 08:11 PM
LEGAL DISCLAIMER Real street addresses were used in this story, but no names were used because the "Freedom of Information Act" sheet was also shot up. Any similarity between the pervert at 113,and any other person, alive or dead, is purely coincidental. Sully was treated and released on the scene, but his porn collection, and a box of donuts were confiscated by the Elwood Police Department. Barney Fife, Sheriff at Large.

feistybaby Joined Fri 04/25/08 Posts: 2422	Tue 06/03/08 08:18 PM
I knew those panty raids were going to cause trouble eventually~

froglittlesis Joined Mon 03/10/08 Posts: 776	Tue 06/03/08 08:20 PM


calmguy3 Joined Fri 05/23/08 Posts: 393	Tue 06/03/08 09:13 PM
OMG this was hilarious Great! Great! Great! Hollywood Script Material Action take one

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Tue 06/03/08 10:25 PM
I love you. Will you be my boyfriend? That is SO Class of '82.. Sheesh..

Wolfeyes58 Joined Tue 09/25/07 Posts: 5114	Wed 06/04/08 10:29 AM
LEGAL DISCLAIMER Real street addresses were used in this story, but no names were used because the "Freedom of Information Act" sheet was also shot up. Any similarity between the pervert at 113,and any other person, alive or dead, is purely coincidental. Sully was treated and released on the scene, but his porn collection, and a box of donuts were confiscated by the Elwood Police Department. Barney Fife, Sheriff at Large. You poor poor man...now what are you going to do, but write. That was good if it was true I am so sorry it happened to you. Hope you got better.

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