Learn me to teach
Teacher who smokes reefer behind the church
Convince me Jesus was not just a good man
That he actually performed miracles
Show me this on DVD tomorrow when no one is looking
Not a picture of a picture of a picture in a cave
A picture speaks a thousand words on paper
It speaks four thousand in photoshop
I see you see me bald
With a comb in my back pocket
You don't understand why
I could tell you why
I am very considerate when it comes to others bad hair days
I hand the unshaven my comb and say here
Then I have some resounding contentment
Known I've done my good dead for the day
It doesn't mean I'm off the hook
I'm just trying to find the substance between dead and hook
So far...
I've combed to find out this hair called life has rats nests


Learn me to be blessed
Let's throw the moon by one end of it's crest
Maybe this time we can boomerang it around Pluto
We can do this
It's not really a planet anymore
So they profess
These beeker bashers are in their labs
Monkeying around with humanity
I see the insanity
It's wrapped in lettuce and named protein style
It's an experiment
It's the glass bubbling light grey smoke
Being swashed around from tube to tube
Flourscent shades of blue pink and mint
Fusing baking soda with hydrogen peroixide
Making a cure creating a disease
Karaoke for the mute
If you know what you were doing
Household chemicals could make meth
Destroying lives faster than they can clean them


Learn me to be mischevious
Like you pastor puffing that pipe
On a Sunday Evening behind church
After everyone else has gone home blessed
So how was it I asked?
He exhalled
Most Potent
And Church I ask?

its better to have the pastor puff a pipe than a peter

Good one!

Loved it- very clever. I'm sure that pastor was very exhalted on high.

Loved it- very clever. I'm sure that pastor was very exhalted on high.

heres a little piece for fun


By golly i do declare
preacher sparked his chronic
with a flare
from behind the church somewhere
Soon he'll be thinking i'm all out of bud
what am i without it
must find fresh pot
can i ever stop
i've done it for so long
went from a joint to a bong
smokin that red hair
By golly i do declare
from behind the church somewhere