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somebody help me with this
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Looks like it would be hard to laugh with your lips sewn shut.
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Looks like it would be hard to laugh with your lips sewn shut. it's painful but it feels good |
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Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Ba da dum |
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Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Ba da dum 
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lol...dude ya need some scissors to unsuture those lips...
would not recommend laughing...might bust somethin.. cut the strings first darlin... |
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Q: two gay couples are having a race from NY to San Fran...one pair is lesbian and the other queer guys...which pair would win??
A: the lesbians would be ther LICKITY-SPLIT....while the queers were still home packing their SH*T!!!! |
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somebody help me with this i was out having lunch today, and i thought my pants had fell off under my skirt 
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My STBX wants 75k from me to settle our divorce
Ok, you had to be there.... 
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Q: two gay couples are having a race from NY to San Fran...one pair is lesbian and the other queer guys...which pair would win?? A: the lesbians would be ther LICKITY-SPLIT....while the queers were still home packing their SH*T!!!! OMG!!! Where do people come up with some of this stuff!!! 
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ive got a bunch of lovely coconuts
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Q: two gay couples are having a race from NY to San Fran...one pair is lesbian and the other queer guys...which pair would win?? A: the lesbians would be ther LICKITY-SPLIT....while the queers were still home packing their SH*T!!!! OMG!!! Where do people come up with some of this stuff!!!
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Q: two gay couples are having a race from NY to San Fran...one pair is lesbian and the other queer guys...which pair would win?? A: the lesbians would be ther LICKITY-SPLIT....while the queers were still home packing their SH*T!!!! OMG!!! Where do people come up with some of this stuff!!! Thank you...thank you...I'll be here all week...try the veal...and don't forget to tip your waitress.... |
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must just be me today.........but thank you all for trying
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must just be me today.........but thank you all for trying whats up?? |
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must just be me today.........but thank you all for trying OK...knock off the pity party...get over it and get on with it... |
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Im the worst at telling a joke, but I never stop trying.
A man walks into a bar----ouch! I never said i told good ones either. |
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Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration. |
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One laugh coming right up....
Oh, he!!, take the whole box...I'm full.
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must just be me today.........but thank you all for trying I still have decorations and paper cups left over from my last pity party.... I'll share. Star Wars theme. 
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