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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 85 | |
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dear diary.........sometimes I am smarter than a 5th grader!!!
 
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dear diary;
the dsl connection here sucks! ahhhhhhhh! |
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dd,
friday is here....gotta wait before i drink beer....work a little...then lunch.....work some more..then i'm out the door |
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dd, friday is here....gotta wait before i drink beer....work a little...then lunch.....work some more..then i'm out the door dude that dam near ryhmes ... "work some more, THEN I'm out the door " .. LOL ...
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then i'm out the door
looking for more not a slut but maybe a whore she's on the corner with a boner oh what a scam that hooker is a man |
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yikes!!!
......I knew it! I knew they would finally release the ingredients in Viagra! 3% Vitamin E 2% Aspirin 2% Ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C 5% Spray Starch 87% Fix-A-Flat |
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then i'm out the door looking for more not a slut but maybe a whore she's on the corner with a boner oh what a scam that hooker is a man BUSTED
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yikes!!!
......I knew it! I knew they would finally release the ingredients in Viagra! 3% Vitamin E 2% Aspirin 2% Ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C 5% Spray Starch 87% Fix-A-Flat AHAHAHAHAHAHAH .... ((((( catch )))))) 
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(((((TTO)))))))
IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS! China will no longer publish a phone directory due to chaos. There are so many Wing's and Wong's in THE DIRECTORY, people were always wingin wong numbers. I felt you needed to know this. |
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Edited by
catchme_ifucan
on
Fri 06/06/08 07:29 AM
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New Mint Flavored Birth Control Pills
The Cadbury's Candy Co. And Merck Drug Co. Have combined to market the new Mint flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex. The Pill will be distributed by the large major drug store chains and in both Wal-Mart and Costco Pharmacies. They're going to be called.. Pre-D*ck-a-mints!' |
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New Mint Flavored Birth Control Pills The Cadbury's Candy Co. And Merck Drug Co. Have combined to market the new Mint flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex. The Pill will be distributed by the large major drug store chains and in both Wal-Mart and Costco Pharmacies. They're going to be called.. Pre-D*ck-a-mints!' Oh my GOD that is priceless ...
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Dear Journal /..... I may MELT its SO humidy here today ....
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ahhhhhhhh Timmy's Iced Cappicino..... EXCELLENT
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" Mama let that boy play some rock n roll...
Jazz is much to crazy , he can play that when he's OLD ...." I freakin LOVE this tune .... Doucette YEEEEEHAAWWWWW....
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hes to young for the blues
he's still in his first pair of shoes he's just a baby..... |
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hi purple how are u
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