Lyrics to the track �I WILL SURVIVE!�. Sing along now�

At first I was afraid,
I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches
Lord, I almost died.
But I�d spent o� so many nights
just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on. . .

But there you are,
Another lie!
I was ready for a Big Mac
and you�ve brought me a French fry.
I should have known it was so small,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
have known there was no Anaconda
lurking in those jeans.

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don�t you promise me 10 inches
then turn up with only 4,
Weren�t you a jerk to think I wouldn�t notice it pop out, Don�t you
know we�re only joking when we say size doesn�t count?

I will survive,
I will survive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life�s gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. . hey, hey!

It took all my self control
not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener
standing small and proud.
But too bad about your ego
and to Hell with all your needs!
Now I�m saving all my lovin�
for a cordless multispeed

Go on now go,
Just make a dash,
Last time I saw a d!ck that small
I was treating nappy rash.
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for pictures, please!
Then I wouldn�t have you waving that
wee winkie thing at me.

Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don�t you bring me home no little worm,
I�ll always throw them back.
The only thing that I could do with a
d!ck as small as that,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick
And then feed it to the cat!

I will survive,
I will survive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life�s gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. .hey, hey!

Go on now go,
Get out of my sight,
I�m going back to my appliance,
Cuz I know its length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny pecker peckin� at my door, You�ll be
counting your 4 inches as you pick them off the floor.

Go on now Go!

LOL... somewhere in the middle..Needed a laugh this morn..

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OUCH !